French words that will get you laughed at
Don't use baiser as a verb for "to kiss": today it's vulgar, "to have sex". Say embrasser. A préservatif is a condom; a food preservative is a conservateur. And to say you're hot, it's j'ai chaud, not je suis chaud, which sounds like you're up for it.
Most of these look like English, or like the French you learned from an old textbook. Nobody will be offended, but you'll probably get a laugh.
Baiser
Old books and dictionaries say baiser means "to kiss". It used to. As a verb today, it's a vulgar word for sex. The noun is still fine: un baiser is a kiss.
| Instead of | Say | Means |
|---|---|---|
| il m'a baisée | il m'a embrassée | he kissed me |
| baise-moi | embrasse-moi | kiss me |
| un bisou | a kiss, casual |
The rest
| Say this | And it means | When you meant | Say |
|---|---|---|---|
| un préservatif | a condom | a preservative | un conservateur |
| je suis chaud | I'm up for it, I'm horny | I'm hot | j'ai chaud |
| je suis excité | I'm excited, or I'm horny | I'm excited | j'ai hâte |
| je suis pleine | said of an animal: pregnant | I'm full | j'ai trop mangé |
Je suis chaud isn't always about sex. T'es chaud pour un ciné ? is just "up for a movie?", and in Canada chaud can mean drunk. But said on its own, on a hot day, it'll get a look.
Excité is the gray one. Plenty of French speakers say it for "excited", especially about an event. J'ai hâte (I can't wait) is the version nobody will smirk at.
Why j'ai chaud
French says you have heat, the same way it says you have hunger (j'ai faim) and you have cold (j'ai froid). Je suis describes what you are, so je suis chaud describes you, not the weather.
Questions
Does baiser mean to kiss?
Not as a verb anymore. Today it's a vulgar word for sex. Say embrasser for "to kiss". The noun un baiser still means a kiss.
What does préservatif mean in French?
A condom. A preservative in food is un conservateur.
How do you say "I'm hot" in French?
J'ai chaud. Je suis chaud means you're up for something, and often that you're horny.
Does excité mean excited?
It can, but it can also mean horny, so it's easy to get a laugh. J'ai hâte (I can't wait) is the safe way to say you're excited.
Sources
- baiser. Wiktionary.
- préservatif. Wiktionary.
- chaud. Wiktionary.
- excité. Wiktionary.
- plein. Wiktionary.
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